The Clueless Analyst

Let’s take it easy – one clueless thought at a time!

I overthink, therefore….. I am….. confused. But every “over-thought” thought generates at least two questions and one bad joke. So, it’s worth it!

Welcome to the Clueless Analyst – a place where everything is worth dissecting, even if the dissection (apparently) makes no sense. Because the truth is that when you dig deeper (deep enough), then…. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

I’ve survived 16+ years in the IT jungle—dodging bugs bigger than elephants, weathering storms stirred up by bosses who thought chaos was a management style, and somehow keeping the ship afloat with duct tape and music. Half the time I was flying blind, but every crash landing turned out to be a new destination!

After a lifetime as a “Business Analyst”, I’m now hardwired to dissect anything and everything—whether it needs it or not. On a personal note – I’ve wandered across the globe and about 30 countries later, I know the truth: travel buys memories, shopping just feeds the closet monster.

Now, after years of loyal service, I’ve finally jumped ship—and guess what? I’m still flying blind. At this point, I think my GPS is permanently set to ‘Clueless Mode.’ But wait that’s not it. Of-course I have a plan – who doesn’t have a plan?!?!? And if the plan dwindles, then I will do what I do best – analyze, analyze, analyze till you (I) succeed!